About Me
“Here’s some bad news for coyotes, raccoons, and night monsters… THIS IS MY RANCH!” My name’s Hank, and I’m the new head of ranch security at SNIPSA. I’ll be the one to protect your land, home and heart if you let me. I’m an easygoing guy, and I may fall asleep on the job sometimes, but I promise I’ll be loyal for life! Labs like me are known for our goofy, friendly personalities and our “smarticle particles.” My ancestors were super brainy and earned their keep as fishermen’s helpers: hauling nets, fetching ropes and retrieving fish from the North Atlantic. Since I’m a Texas guy, I may appreciate a trip to the lake sometime to see if I inherited any of those skills! For now, I’ll definitely take on any job you have for me. I am food motivated and, well, may also occasionally steal a sock or two. It’s for security purposes – I SWEAR. Don’t want you slipping on the hard floors and all. Here’s a little bit more about me… I walk really well on my leash and also enjoy a good romp in the backyard. I’m on the search for a big house and a family that can give me all the fun and belly rubs that I deserve. I get along with everyone I meet, though sometimes I forget how big I am! So, if you’ve got room for a larger-than-life lover boy, apply to meet me!